Random Thoughts

Just some random thoughts I had.



1. I hate explaining my job to someone only to have them ask, "So do you do anything fulltime?"

2. 20 years from now in your wildest dreams brought on by a mixture of alcohol and prescription medication can you image an “oldies but goodies” rap radio station?

3. They talk about multi tasking like it is something new. For years I have been able to read the paper, talk on the phone, collect my thoughts, and eat a sandwich all while in the crapper.

4. My boss keeps coming by my office to catch me working. You would think he would give up by now.

5. I can remember yesterday like it was 20 years ago.

6. I would have been a better student in school if the questions would have been easier.

7. Saying, "I understand women" is as silly as saying, "My cat loves me."

8. If you want to have a great time, go to a class reunion from a different school.

9. I now wear glasses to help me find my reading glasses.

10. Its a man's world right up to the time you get hit in the crotch.

11. A "fall down" drunk is simply an overachiever.

12. I would smoke but I feel I can look stupid enough on my own without it.

13. My spell check now cusses at me after the 5th or 6th try.

14. I like to go to the Big and Tall shop and scream at the manager for not having anything in my size. (I am 5'9")

15. My advice to men. Make a lot of mistakes with the dishes and laundry when you first get married. Your wife still loves you enough not to kill you in your sleep and it gets you out of a lot work for the rest of your life.

16. I am starting to think that maybe OJ did do it.

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